Fakadakis for PM

Here is my 10 point plan to make our country better.

1. Child Killers, Nonces, Rapists and other such scum shall be given a minimum prison sentence of 138 years in a 2 foot x 2 foot cell and only fed dry bread and water.

2. Tax the rich to help the poor.

3. Free cup-a-soups for everyone.

4. Male cleavage tops and chinos will be banned. Anyone seen wearing either of these items will be subject to a £1000 fine or death by firing squad.

5. Grey Goose Vodka will be subject to a 500% price increase (Twat Tax)

6. The National Anthem will be changed to Ferry Across the Mersey

7. Fat and smelly people will be banned from public transport and in severe cases they will be banned from appearing in public.

8. Sex education will include fingering techniques, for too long women have suffered because of poor fingering.

9. Free boob jobs on the NHS. (I love tits)

10. The photos on women's (18+) passports, driving licenses etc. will be replaced by a picture of their tits.

Comment and tell me if you agree with any of these and what things you'd include.

Sound.