The Fresh Prince of Old Swan

In West Derby born and raised
In the ale house is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin all sound
And all shootin some footy outside of the ground
When a couple of cunts who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in me neighborhood
I got in one little fight and me ma wanted me gone
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Old Swan

I phoned for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Scouse", and it had one wing mirror
If anything I could say that this cab wasn't one
But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Old Swan

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Tar mate, see ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally gone
To sit on me throne as the Prince of Old Swan