COME DINE WITH RAY

I wanna go on Come Dine With Me so I've decided to make my own dinner party menu. If you don't already know 'avec' means 'with' in French, I just thought I'd add a bit of French to make it dead sophisticated and that. I'm sure you'll agree the food all sounds AMAZIN. I've taken into consideration that some people are fussy bastards and don't eat meat so I've made the menu suitable for vegetarians because I'm dead considerate and don't discriminate. So who's coming to mine for a dinner party?