Fak's Top 10 weird 'crushes' (Part 1)

I hate the word 'crush', this is just a list of non-obvious birds that I'd ruin. You're not gonna see Holly Willoughby in here, that's too obvious. Most of them are gonna be cougars and/or MILFs too. Oh and they're all British. ENJOY.

10. Kate Silverton
You might have seen Kate reading the news on BBC1 if you're dead clever and up to date with current affairs like me. She's 41 but still very much smashable. Don't know what it is that makes me wanna ruin her but I defo would! She's from Essex too so guaranteed to be a bit dirty like. AMAZIN.

9. Cherry Healey
Another one who I'm not quite sure what it is about her, she's just got one of those faces. She does documentaries and that on BBC 3 and swims naked in one of them, she's got decent arse and tits. AMAZIN.

8. Andrea McLean
If you're a student or unemployed you've definitely bashed one out over this bird when she's on Loose Women. She'd definitely get it but if she lived up to her name as a 'Loose woman' I'd have to opt for the back door instead. Picture below shows exactly why Andrea would get ruined. AMAZIN.

7. Natasha Kaplinsky
What is it with me and newsreaders? Do I find intelligent women sexy? Fuck knows. Natasha is more than smashable, I'd probably marry her. The pictures below are a regular feature in my wank bank. AMAZIN.

Decent tits for 39.

6. Claudia Winkleman
I can't believe Claudia's 40! I'd absolutely ruin her. I even resorted to watching a few episodes of 'Strictly: It Takes Two' just to have a little perv. Claudia's AMAZIN.

PART 2 Will be up in the next few days and will be even better...